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binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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iam2460done:

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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I have finally found a post that speaks to me

ate this everyday last semester. I cant even look at them anymore!

  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

I really missed writing poetry. But it really helped me this sad day. 

  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE