girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
(Source: nightlockandfoxes)
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
I have finally found a post that speaks to me
ate this everyday last semester. I cant even look at them anymore!
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
I really missed writing poetry. But it really helped me this sad day.
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE


