- age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
- age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
why u scream
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me